Wendy’s Mizunos


These reviews of her Mizuno Wave Rider 16s are very funny.

Here are some examples:

Do you believe in human rights? Do you think a women’s health is a matter for her and her doctor and not for aged religious fundamentalists? Then these are the shoes for you! They will carry you through a marathon and a 13-hour filibuster necessary to protect women from the bigotry and religious intolerance in Texas. Highly recommended for progressive feet!

An essential tool for running down the clock in a state 773 miles wide and 790 miles long! These shoes are perfect for those days when you must spend 13+ hours standing, not lean on your desk or take any breaks – even for meals or to use the bathroom. The snazzy hot pink color brings out your inner badassness and helps you to “humbly give voice to thousands of Texans” and stop a “raw abuse of power” in its tracks. Raise a feminist army and lead the charge when your competitors cheat and change the rules on you. These Mizuno’s are built to protect your feet from mudslinging and add sunshine to the political process. Highly recommended for fierce women and anyone who’s not a Greedy Old Prick (GOP).

Maybe when I am back to running, I’ll give my Mizunos another try.

Camp Chingachgook Challenge

Happy Running! Can you believe how much press her shoes are getting! 


One thought on “Wendy’s Mizunos

  1. LOL! I needed that little laugh.

    I love my Mizunos so much. When I am back on my feet, I think it’s time to get a new pair. I really want those Wave Sayonaras that are being released, but will be happy with just a newer pair of Wave Inspires.

    Have a great weekend!


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